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Ryan Seacrest....why hate him?

Kimberly — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:24:51 GMT

I'm not the best at keeping up with the day to day lives of stars and t.v. hosts, but everytime the name Ryan Seacrest comes up among my friends, I've always heard "I hate Ryan Seacrest". I'm just wondering if any of you can help me out and fill me in on why he's so hated. What did he do to get such a horrible reputation? Thank you for your kind responses in advance!

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Ryan Seacrest is a Fembot

fearless_leader — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:10:02 GMT

You see, I used to believe that Ryan Seacrest was gay. He certainly isn't straight, that shit's for sure. But now I think he's actually completely smooth down there. Like a Ken doll. Or what I imagine a fembot would look like without bellbottomed polyester slacks. Do you think Steve and Jamie could have defeated Ryan Seacrest?? I hope so.

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weasel seacrest

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:21:28 GMT

this little p.o.s. is an insult to mankind. just looking at him pisses me off. i am embarrased i live on the same planet with people that like him. i keep hoping that i will see headlines where he was knocked up by clay aiken and ruben studdard and that gray haired guy that won idol a couple years ago.

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Ryan Seacrest is Famous -- a MUST READ for all members of this forum (and actually everyone)

Outtie — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:52:45 GMT

Check it out-- www.ryanseacrestisfamous.com -- this book seems to have been made for this group...I just read it, and wanted to seek others to share it with...

Here's an official blurb from that site:

Ryan Seacrest is Famous, by author Dave Housley, is a collection of short stories that are serious literature with a little pop splenda sprinkled on top. Each story will amuse and amaze you with its originality, and features such bizarre imagery and storylines as:

• Jack Kerouac as an infomercial pitchman
• Jimi Hendrix making his comeback at 65
• Ryan Seacrest seated on a golden toilet
• the “cult of Fight Club”

These totally original concepts and images await you in what may prove to be the literary discovery of the year. What makes it such a rare find is that backing up the pop-ish sparkle and bizarre imagery is a work of serious literature posing more than a few questions about American society.

Matt Bell from NewPages.com says, “The sooner you can read this book, the better…”, so if you haven’t yet checked this book out, take his advice and visit www.RyanSeacrestIsFamous.com and find out just what that means for us all!

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Ryan Seacrest sucks!

Bonnie Lyon — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:36:17 GMT

I don't know the higher up that is behind (no pun intended) Ryan Seacrest, but it must be someone powerful in the network. How could a less than perfect, horrible interviewer, not good looking, needs to come out of the closet guy get so many importants gigs. I don't know what I'll do if he takes over Larry King, when Larry retires. Just what makes this man tick, I don't understand it. He's probably the worst host on tv.

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He is from my home town

mike — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:19:26 GMT

But he is so freaking cheesy. The way he is on theE channel is so unnatural and fake. The way he turns his head all the way to look at Julliana is so bad acting. LIke he is caring what she is saying, and you can tell she can't stand his ass. He is a cheese ball and needs to tap in on his real persoanlity. From what I hear from people that were in High schools with him, he talks to them like he is doing an interview... ..He also needs to quit acting like he is so into the hot actresses, he is as gay as a 3 dollar bill...He way over does the straight act...

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Check out this video proving Seacrest is the AntiChrist

Hal — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:10:23 GMT

Called "Ryan Seacrest Anti-Christ" it actually has a real anagram in it...its at youtube.com/whaleass151

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his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile

mark — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:16:16 GMT

Ryan Seacrest's success must be a sign of the apocolypse. Either that or proof positive you need absolutely nothing -- acting talent or looks - to succeed in hollywood. I remember when he was on star 98.7....he was just as unwitty and bland then. I remember seeing him on Conan and Conan just about bitch slapped him out of his seat. He looked at Seacrest and gave him a bewildered smile as if to say, "what the hell are you doing famous?" Alas. Seacrest will not die. He keeps getting reincarnated in different forms of talk show hosts and will probably take over for Dick Clark's New Year's rockin' eve. So, the rest of us must toil for our bread while Seacrest smiles down at us with his typical empty eyes and reminds us of the absolute cultural vacuum we're stuck in.

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Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest

Akheron — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:14:59 GMT

In no particular order:

1. Drowning
2. Evisceration
3. Cuban Necktie
4. Crucifixtion
5. Electrocution
6. Impalement
7. Force Grip
8. Decapitation
9. Hanging
10. Pai Mei's Five-Point Exploding Heart Technique

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Ryan related to Jeffery Dahmer

Joey — Thu, 25 May 2006 17:35:16 GMT

I'll post a side by side pic of Seacreast and Dahmer.

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Ryan

someone — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:37:50 GMT

I think you are all f*ucking sickening! Ryan is the nicest, hottest, and most wonderful person. There is no reason for you to hate him. This site is offensive to me and my friends, and I'm sure it is to Ryan also. I don't know why you people have to be so rude. Just because your jealous of someone as successful and wonderful as Ryan, doesn't mean you have to go making a big deal about it.

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Ryan seacrst...fired me...i used to work for him i know shit

Hudson — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:00:29 GMT

Hey guys i'm not really much of a complainer but this guy is the most evil meniacal mother fucker ever. i used to be an editor ofr the E channel and when he join the company a few months ago he was nice at first, but then turned in to a fucking lil girlwho would throw tantrums and shit like that . if your woundering why he fired me...he called my work sub par (which means i didn't make him look good) but i know it was the fact that i wasn't kissing his ass like all the other nameless losers who work there. so yeah if there was any dirty lil detail you ever wanted to know about Fuck head Seacrest ask i might know.

-Ruby

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sister tribe

patrickthered — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:38:49 GMT

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So Metro

Diana — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 03:58:40 GMT

I hate metro guys and Ryan Seacrest is the biggest metrosexual ever, I often feel an urge to poke out his eyes. Seacrest Out.

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What the hell?

patrickthered — Fri, 22 Apr 2005 03:10:11 GMT

This is fuckin' Bullshit

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=9&u=/ap/20050421/ap_en_tv/people_seacrest

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Disembowel the heathen!!

Evil — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 19:49:29 GMT

Ryan Seacrest is to talking monkeys as crest is to toothpaste, meaning HORRID!!! He must have his testicles severed and then forced to watch Scott Bayo eat them while listening to Tommy Tune!!! But he truly is an American Idol, though. One who poops in his pants.

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Ruined Days

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 04:50:28 GMT

On my way to school every morning, I have to drive past a billborad dipicting his ugly mugshot staring at me, watching my every move. This billboard has ruined many a day for me. I really don't need to see that asshole first thing in the morning...Or at all, ever, for that matter. I hate Ryan Seacrest.

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Ryan Seacrest is the Antichrist

Akheron — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:00:53 GMT

I was studying Bible code, and I did a matrix on Ryan Seacrest. The following words appeared in close proximity with one another: "Ryan Seacrest" "beast" "endtimes begin." You think this is mere coincidence?

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