Ryan Seacrest is a Fembot

topic posted Tue, March 14, 2006 - 7:10 PM by  fearless_leader 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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You see, I used to believe that Ryan Seacrest was gay. He certainly isn't straight, that shit's for sure. But now I think he's actually completely smooth down there. Like a Ken doll. Or what I imagine a fembot would look like without bellbottomed polyester slacks. Do you think Steve and Jamie could have defeated Ryan Seacrest?? I hope so.
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    Re: Ryan Seacrest is a Fembot

    Thu, April 16, 2009 - 1:50 PM
    i hate ryan, i wish he would drown in the sarcastic shit that comes out of his mouth. Look at way he treated simon cowell, the little bastard.
    And i agree with you, ryan all smooth down below because he doesn't have a dick, he just is one.
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