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      <description>1. Tie him to the space shuttle before takeoff&#xD;
2. Throw his hair gel in front of a oncoming train&#xD;
3. Have him wear a Red Sox shirt to Yankee Stadium&#xD;
4. Anything done in any of the Saw flicks, but in slooooooooooow motion&#xD;
5. Put him between Michael Jackson and a 10 year old boy&#xD;
6. Put him in a blonde wig, then lock him in a room with OJ Simpson&#xD;
7. Make him say "Simon Cowell was right"&#xD;
8. Every contestant from the try outs gets to stab him twice with a fork&#xD;
9. Mix sulphuic acid in with his hair gel&#xD;
10. What they did to Sonny in "The Godfather"</description>
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      <dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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      <title>Re: Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest</title>
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      <description>1.	Hydrochloric Acid Martini&#xD;
2.	Lowered Into A Raptor’s Cage (Thing the Cow in Jurassic Park)&#xD;
3.	Pool Stick Through the Side of the Head&#xD;
4.	The Rack&#xD;
5.	Shot Out of Cannon Into a Brick Wall&#xD;
6.	Strapped To A Car That Is In A Line of Cars at a Monster Truck Show&#xD;
7.	Strapped to a Giant Firework&#xD;
8.	Baseball Bat&#xD;
9.	Chest Explodes After Eating a Sandwich With a Bomb Implanted In It&#xD;
10.	Roasted Inside a Locked Tanning Bed</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:51:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest</title>
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      <description>all you'd really have to do is take away his hair gel and he'd probably go into cardiac arrest.  Seems like an easy enough task...all we have to do is find his hair dresser, beat him senseless, and sneak into Ryans dressing room...hehehe ;&gt;</description>
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      <dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-05-18T00:00:05Z</dc:date>
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      <description>He isnt worthy of crucifixtion, rather what I think would take the half smirk off his face is dragging him into the wiles of the South American rainforest and hanging him upside down from a tree, sticking his head in a fire ant mound and leave him to be slowly devoured from the head up by the ants.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 06:11:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Rsan</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-05-03T06:11:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest</title>
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      <description>In no particular order:&#xD;
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1. Drowning&#xD;
2. Evisceration&#xD;
3. Cuban Necktie&#xD;
4. Crucifixtion&#xD;
5. Electrocution&#xD;
6. Impalement&#xD;
7. Force Grip&#xD;
8. Decapitation&#xD;
9. Hanging&#xD;
10. Pai Mei's Five-Point Exploding Heart Technique</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:14:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Akheron</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-04-21T01:14:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest</title>
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      <description>you know, with low frequency micro-waves, you could cook internal organs</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:53:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Wedge</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-04-21T02:53:36Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Ten ways to kill Ryan Seacrest</title>
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      <description>See, that's another reason why I love those things.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:56:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Akheron</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-04-21T02:56:40Z</dc:date>
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