you know, with low frequency micro-waves, you could cook internal organs

He isnt worthy of crucifixtion, rather what I think would take the half smirk off his face is dragging him into the wiles of the South American rainforest and hanging him upside down from a tree, sticking his head in a fire ant mound and leave him to be slowly devoured from the head up by the ants.

all you'd really have to do is take away his hair gel and he'd probably go into cardiac arrest. Seems like an easy enough task...all we have to do is find his hair dresser, beat him senseless, and sneak into Ryans dressing room...hehehe ;>

1. Tie him to the space shuttle before takeoff
2. Throw his hair gel in front of a oncoming train
3. Have him wear a Red Sox shirt to Yankee Stadium
4. Anything done in any of the Saw flicks, but in slooooooooooow motion
5. Put him between Michael Jackson and a 10 year old boy
6. Put him in a blonde wig, then lock him in a room with OJ Simpson
7. Make him say "Simon Cowell was right"
8. Every contestant from the try outs gets to stab him twice with a fork
9. Mix sulphuic acid in with his hair gel
10. What they did to Sonny in "The Godfather"