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    <title>his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile - I Hate Ryan Seacrest - tribe.net</title>
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      <title>Re: his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile</title>
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      <description>First off let me just say...I hate Ryan Seacrest. From his huge mouth, to his blond spiky gay hair to his "look I'm old but I can dress like the kids" wardrobe.&#xD;
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I hate him like I hate the Los Angeles Dodgers, warm beer, unfunny people who think they are funny and the referees in the '83 NFC Championship game (49ers v. Redskins).&#xD;
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This little human muppet was just named the host of this year's Emmy Awards. Great, the same night Johnny Drama (Kevin Dillon) might win for best supporting actor I have to listen to this waste of oxygen's dry heave inducing jokes and quips...crickets, crickets.&#xD;
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If phony people were Home Run hitters, Ryan would be Barry Bonds. Zach Braff would be Hank Aaron and I guess Rosie O'Donnell would be Babe Ruth(fits the uniform). Hmm, who's Willie Mays? Britney? Lyndsey? Paris?...&#xD;
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You would think someone with so little talent and all these jobs (Emmys, Dick Clark New Year's Party, Idol, Larry King sub-host) and the worst of all...Super Bowl pregame and halftime host, would warrant some backlash. Stephen Colbert are you seeing this???&#xD;
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What were you thinking Fox? It's bad enough I have to watch Bradshaw and Long yuk it up for like 6 hours on SB Sunday but this?&#xD;
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Look I've done my part Fox. I love "House" and "24", which is my favorite show. I've even bought all the DVDs, more money in your pockets.&#xD;
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I know you know my feelings for your cash cow, "American Idol", worst show ever...glorified karakoe contest...hate it with all my small black heart.&#xD;
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So now I will be forced to pour salsa in my eyes and puncture my eardrums with carrot sticks while watching the pre-game show so I don't have to watch/listen to this no-talent hack...</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:09:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-08-21T19:09:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile</title>
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      <description>You know...from the very beginning from season one of American Idol I never really liked him. He was annoying and bland and yes...trying to upsurpass Simon Cowell. *shakes head* He's now gone from annoying to pain in the fucking ass. UGh!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:18:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lexy</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-07-31T00:18:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile</title>
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      <description>ugh...I hate to say it, but I think you're right. I know one thing for sure...thank god I NEVER watch American Idol, don't listen to KIIS fm in the morning, and have quick reflexes with the remote whenever he's on E!  I hate that S.O.B.  I'd love to see his whimpy butt GONE FOR GOOD!  I can't believe that there are actually people out there who like him...blech!  DRONES! I will never understand it.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 00:05:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-05-18T00:05:57Z</dc:date>
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      <title>his inane chatter, his bland comebacks, his lame smile</title>
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      <description>Ryan Seacrest's success must be a sign of the apocolypse.  Either that or proof positive you need absolutely nothing -- acting talent or looks - to succeed in hollywood.  I remember when he was on star 98.7....he was just as unwitty and bland then.  I remember seeing him on Conan and Conan just about bitch slapped him out of his seat.  He looked at Seacrest and gave him a bewildered smile as if to say, "what the hell are you doing famous?"  Alas. Seacrest will not die.  He keeps getting reincarnated in different forms of talk show hosts and will probably take over for Dick Clark's New Year's rockin' eve.  So, the rest of us must toil for our bread while Seacrest smiles down at us with his typical empty eyes and reminds us of the absolute cultural vacuum we're stuck in.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:16:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-03-15T06:16:16Z</dc:date>
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